Warrior Poet in training, de facto Consigliere, 3rd degree blackbelt in the deadly art of Sarcasm, self-confessed iPhone and Mac devotee, technophile, digital photographer, design aficionado, automobile enthusiast, serial entrepreneur, brash, opinionated, irreverent, adrenaline junkie, Guinness drinker, meat eater, book reader, film buff, stickler for proper grammar, Doctor Who votary, fan of Dave Matthews Band, Fatboy Slim, Lucky Boys Confusion, Sublime, and many more from the '90s, adherent to the Constructionist interpretation of the U.S. Constitution, bastion of common sense and personal responsibility, debunker of Government doublespeak, antagonist of political correctness, and so much more.